I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay
and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet
so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”
and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me
So we should just start analyzing sexts now. I feel like it could be a job. “Hmm, you said you inhaled a clit… I don’t find that humanely possible. BURN HIM.”
Posted by aburx
By now you should know that I don’t have favorites for anything. A female’s body is aight by itself.
Made it transparent woo